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“Who was your first kiss?”
“Oh ya know, just John Stamos.”
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
This is my life.
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Hamster butt appreciation post.
Carly! They have cute buttholes!
hahahahahaha
lets start a tumblr for kyoot buttholes
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